Linux Men Women

If you want to be ruined, marry a rich woman.
                -- Michelet

If you want to read about love and marriage you've got to buy two separate
books.
                -- Alan King

If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every
word you say, talk in your sleep.

If you wish women to love you, be original; I know a man who wore fur
boots summer and winter, and women fell in love with him.
                -- Anton Chekhov

In buying horses and taking a wife shut your eyes tight and commend
yourself to God.

In Christianity, a man may have only one wife.  This is called Monotony.

In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy.

In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar -- a practice which is
still continued.
                -- Helen Rowland

In the midst of one of the wildest parties he'd ever been to, the young man
noticed a very prim and pretty girl sitting quietly apart from the rest of
the revelers.  Approaching her, he introduced himself and, after some quiet
conversation, said, "I'm afraid you and I don't really fit in with this
jaded group.  Why don't I take you home?""
        "Fine," said the girl, smiling up at him demurely.  "Where do you live?"

Insanity is considered a ground for divorce, though by the very same
token it is the shortest detour to marriage.
                -- Wilson Mizner