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Joe sat as his dying wife's bedside.
Her voice was little more than a whisper.
"Joe, darling," she breathed, "I've got a confession to make
before I go. I ... I'm the one who took the $10,000 from your safe...
I spent it on a fling with your best friend, Charles. And it was I who
forced your mistress to leave the city. And I am the one who reported
your income-tax evasion to the I.R.S..."
"That's all right, dearest, don't give it a second thought,"
whispered Joe. "I'm the one who poisoned you."
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Just as I cannot remember any time when I could not read and write, I cannot
remember any time when I did not exercise my imagination in daydreams about
-- George Bernard Shaw
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Kath: Can he be present at the birth of his child?
Ed: It's all any reasonable child can expect if the dad is present
at the conception.
-- Joe Orton, "Entertaining Mr. Sloane"
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Keep a diary and one day it'll keep you.
-- Mae West
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Keep women you cannot. Marry them and they come to hate the way you walk
across the room; remain their lover, and they jilt you at the end of six
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Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.
-- Benjamin Franklin
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Kissing your hand may make you feel very good, but a diamond and
sapphire bracelet lasts for ever.
-- Anita Loos, "Gentlemen Prefer Blondes"
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Lady Nancy Astor:
"Winston, if you were my husband, I'd put poison in your coffee."
"Nancy, if you were my wife, I'd drink it."
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Lank: Here we go. We're about to set a new record.
Earl: (to the crowd) How about a date?
Lank: We've done it. Earl has set a new record. Turned down by
-- Lank and Earl
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Large increases in cost with questionable increases in performance can
be tolerated only in race horses and women.
-- Lord Kalvin