Linux Men Women

Let's just say that where a change was required, I adjusted.  In every
relationship that exists, people have to seek a way to survive.  If you
really care about the person, you do what's necessary, or that's the end.
For the first time, I found that I really could change, and the qualities
I most admired in myself I gave up.  I stopped being loud and bossy ...
Oh, all right.  I was still loud and bossy, but only behind his back.
                -- Kate Hepburn, on Tracy and Hepburn

Life begins at the centerfold and expands outward.
                -- Miss November, 1966

Life in this society being, at best, an utter bore and no aspect of society
being at all relevant to women, there remains to civic-minded responsible
thrill-seeking females only to overthrow the government, eliminate the money
system, institute complete automation and destroy the male sex.
                -- Valerie Solanas

Life Sucks.  Cynical, misanthropic male, 34, looking for soul mate but
certain not to find her.  Drop me a note.  I'll call you, we'll talk and
I'll ask you out to dinner where I'll probably spend more than I can
afford in a feeble attempt to impress you.  Then we'll realize we have
absolutely nothing in common and we'll go our separate ways, more
embittered and depressed than before (if such a thing is possible).

Life's too short to dance with ugly women.

Like all young men, you greatly exaggerate the difference between one
young woman and another.
                -- George Bernard Shaw, "Major Barbara"

Like the ski resort of girls looking for husbands and husbands looking
for girls, the situation is not as symmetrical as it might seem.
                -- Alan McKay

Little girls, like butterflies, need no excuse.
                -- Lazarus Long

Lonely men seek companionship.  Lonely women sit at home and wait.
They never meet.

Lots of girls can be had for a song.  Unfortunately, it often turns out to
be the wedding march.