Linux Men Women

Life Sucks.  Cynical, misanthropic male, 34, looking for soul mate but
certain not to find her.  Drop me a note.  I'll call you, we'll talk and
I'll ask you out to dinner where I'll probably spend more than I can
afford in a feeble attempt to impress you.  Then we'll realize we have
absolutely nothing in common and we'll go our separate ways, more
embittered and depressed than before (if such a thing is possible).

Life's too short to dance with ugly women.

Like all young men, you greatly exaggerate the difference between one
young woman and another.
                -- George Bernard Shaw, "Major Barbara"

Like the ski resort of girls looking for husbands and husbands looking
for girls, the situation is not as symmetrical as it might seem.
                -- Alan McKay

Little girls, like butterflies, need no excuse.
                -- Lazarus Long

Lonely men seek companionship.  Lonely women sit at home and wait.
They never meet.

Lots of girls can be had for a song.  Unfortunately, it often turns out to
be the wedding march.

Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real
with the ideal never goes unpunished.
                -- Goethe

Love is an obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage.
                -- Dr. Karl Bowman

Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another.
                -- H.L. Mencken