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Love makes fools, marriage cuckolds, and patriotism malevolent imbeciles.
                -- Paul Leautaud, "Passe-temps"

Macho does not prove mucho.
                -- Zsa Zsa Gabor

Man and wife make one fool.

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would
not have chosen a suit by it.
                -- Maurice Chevalier

Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the
whole girl.
                -- Stephen Leacock

Many a man who thinks he's going on a maiden voyage with
a woman finds out later that it was just a shake-down cruise.

Many a wife thinks her husband is the world's greatest lover.
But she can never catch him at it.

Many husbands go broke on the money their wives save on sales.

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of
insincerity possible between two human beings.
                -- Vicki Baum

Marriage causes dating problems.