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Linux Men Women:  321 of 582

Marriage is based on the theory that when a man discovers a brand of beer
exactly to his taste he should at once throw up his job and go to work
in the brewery.
                -- George Jean Nathan
 
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Marriage is learning about women the hard way.
 
Linux Men Women:  323 of 582

Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning handsprings, or eating with
chopsticks.  It looks easy until you try it.
 
Linux Men Women:  324 of 582

Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it.
                -- Baskins
 
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Marriage is not merely sharing the fettucine, but sharing the
burden of finding the fettucine restaurant in the first place.
                -- Calvin Trillin
 
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Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly.
                -- Voltaire
 
Linux Men Women:  327 of 582

Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would
have preferred.
 
Linux Men Women:  328 of 582

Marriage is the waste-paper basket of the emotions.
 
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Marriage, in life, is like a duel in the midst of a battle.
                -- Edmond About
 
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Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on earth.
                -- John Lyly
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