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Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would
have preferred.

Marriage is the waste-paper basket of the emotions.

Marriage, in life, is like a duel in the midst of a battle.
                -- Edmond About

Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on earth.
                -- John Lyly

Marry in haste and everyone starts counting the months.

Matrimony is the root of all evil.

Matrimony isn't a word, it's a sentence.

Men are always ready to respect anything that bores them.
                -- Marilyn Monroe

Men are those creatures with two legs and eight hands.
                -- Jayne Mansfield

Men aren't attracted to me by my mind.  They're attracted by what I
don't mind...
                -- Gypsy Rose Lee