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Linux Men Women:  331 of 582

Marry in haste and everyone starts counting the months.
 
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Matrimony is the root of all evil.
 
Linux Men Women:  333 of 582

Matrimony isn't a word, it's a sentence.
 
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Men are always ready to respect anything that bores them.
                -- Marilyn Monroe
 
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Men are those creatures with two legs and eight hands.
                -- Jayne Mansfield
 
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Men aren't attracted to me by my mind.  They're attracted by what I
don't mind...
                -- Gypsy Rose Lee
 
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Men have a much better time of it than women; for one thing they marry later;
for another thing they die earlier.
                -- H.L. Mencken
 
Linux Men Women:  338 of 582

Men have as exaggerated an idea of their rights as women have of their wrongs.
                -- E.W. Howe
 
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Men live for three things, fast cars, fast women and fast food.
 
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Men never make passes at girls wearing glasses.
                -- Dorothy Parker
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