Linux Men Women

Men have as exaggerated an idea of their rights as women have of their wrongs.
                -- E.W. Howe

Men live for three things, fast cars, fast women and fast food.

Men never make passes at girls wearing glasses.
                -- Dorothy Parker

Men of quality are not afraid of women for equality.

Men say of women what pleases them; women do with men what pleases them.
                -- DeSegur

Men seldom show dimples to girls who have pimples.

Men still remember the first kiss after women have forgotten the last.

Men who cherish for women the highest respect are seldom popular with them.
                -- Joseph Addison

Men's magazines often feature pictures of naked ladies.  Women's magazines
also often feature pictures of naked ladies.  This is because the female
body is a beautiful work of art, while the male body is hairy and lumpy and
should not be seen by the light of day.
                -- Richard Roeper, "Men and Women Are Different"

Miguel Cervantes wrote Donkey Hote.  Milton wrote Paradise Lost, then his
wife died and he wrote Paradise Regained.