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Men of quality are not afraid of women for equality.
 
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Men say of women what pleases them; women do with men what pleases them.
                -- DeSegur
 
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Men seldom show dimples to girls who have pimples.
 
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Men still remember the first kiss after women have forgotten the last.
 
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Men who cherish for women the highest respect are seldom popular with them.
                -- Joseph Addison
 
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Men's magazines often feature pictures of naked ladies.  Women's magazines
also often feature pictures of naked ladies.  This is because the female
body is a beautiful work of art, while the male body is hairy and lumpy and
should not be seen by the light of day.
                -- Richard Roeper, "Men and Women Are Different"
 
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Miguel Cervantes wrote Donkey Hote.  Milton wrote Paradise Lost, then his
wife died and he wrote Paradise Regained.
 
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Moe:    Wanna play poker tonight?
Joe:    I can't. It's the kids' night out.
Moe:    So?
Joe:    I gotta stay home with the nurse.
 
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Moe:    What did you give your wife for Valentine's Day?
Joe:    The usual gift -- she ate my heart out.
 
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Money and women are the most sought after and the least known of any two
things we have.
                -- The Best of Will Rogers
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