Linux Men Women

Men say of women what pleases them; women do with men what pleases them.
                -- DeSegur

Men seldom show dimples to girls who have pimples.

Men still remember the first kiss after women have forgotten the last.

Men who cherish for women the highest respect are seldom popular with them.
                -- Joseph Addison

Men's magazines often feature pictures of naked ladies.  Women's magazines
also often feature pictures of naked ladies.  This is because the female
body is a beautiful work of art, while the male body is hairy and lumpy and
should not be seen by the light of day.
                -- Richard Roeper, "Men and Women Are Different"

Miguel Cervantes wrote Donkey Hote.  Milton wrote Paradise Lost, then his
wife died and he wrote Paradise Regained.

Moe:    Wanna play poker tonight?
Joe:    I can't. It's the kids' night out.
Moe:    So?
Joe:    I gotta stay home with the nurse.

Moe:    What did you give your wife for Valentine's Day?
Joe:    The usual gift -- she ate my heart out.

Money and women are the most sought after and the least known of any two
things we have.
                -- The Best of Will Rogers

Money is a powerful aphrodisiac.  But flowers work almost as well.
                -- Lazarus Long