Linux Men Women

She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.
                -- Mae West

So many beautiful women and so little time.
                -- John Barrymore

So many men; so little time.

So many women; so little nerve.

So many women; so little time!

        "So you don't have to, Cindy, but I was wondering if you might
want to go to someplace, you know, with me, sometime."
        "Well, I can think of a lot of worse things, David."
        "Friday, then?"
        "Why not, David, it might even be fun."
                -- Dating in Minnesota

Some husbands are living proof that a woman can take a joke.

Some marriages are made in heaven -- but so are thunder and lightning.

Some men are all right in their place -- if they only the knew the right places!
                -- Mae West

Some men are so interested in their wives' continued happiness that they
hire detectives to find out the reason for it.