Linux Men Women

So many men; so little time.

So many women; so little nerve.

So many women; so little time!

        "So you don't have to, Cindy, but I was wondering if you might
want to go to someplace, you know, with me, sometime."
        "Well, I can think of a lot of worse things, David."
        "Friday, then?"
        "Why not, David, it might even be fun."
                -- Dating in Minnesota

Some husbands are living proof that a woman can take a joke.

Some marriages are made in heaven -- but so are thunder and lightning.

Some men are all right in their place -- if they only the knew the right places!
                -- Mae West

Some men are so interested in their wives' continued happiness that they
hire detectives to find out the reason for it.

Some men are so macho they'll get you pregnant just to kill a rabbit.
                -- Maureen Murphy

Some men feel that the only thing they owe the woman who marries them
is a grudge.
                -- Helen Rowland