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        "So you don't have to, Cindy, but I was wondering if you might
want to go to someplace, you know, with me, sometime."
        "Well, I can think of a lot of worse things, David."
        "Friday, then?"
        "Why not, David, it might even be fun."
                -- Dating in Minnesota
 
Linux Men Women:  402 of 582

Some husbands are living proof that a woman can take a joke.
 
Linux Men Women:  403 of 582

Some marriages are made in heaven -- but so are thunder and lightning.
 
Linux Men Women:  404 of 582

Some men are all right in their place -- if they only the knew the right places!
                -- Mae West
 
Linux Men Women:  405 of 582

Some men are so interested in their wives' continued happiness that they
hire detectives to find out the reason for it.
 
Linux Men Women:  406 of 582

Some men are so macho they'll get you pregnant just to kill a rabbit.
                -- Maureen Murphy
 
Linux Men Women:  407 of 582

Some men feel that the only thing they owe the woman who marries them
is a grudge.
                -- Helen Rowland
 
Linux Men Women:  408 of 582

Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry.
                -- Gloria Steinem
 
Linux Men Women:  409 of 582

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
                -- Sigmund Freud
 
Linux Men Women:  410 of 582

Sometimes, when I think of what that girl means to me, it's all I can do
to keep from telling her.
                -- Andy Capp
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