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Linux Men Women:  403 of 582

Some marriages are made in heaven -- but so are thunder and lightning.
 
Linux Men Women:  404 of 582

Some men are all right in their place -- if they only the knew the right places!
                -- Mae West
 
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Some men are so interested in their wives' continued happiness that they
hire detectives to find out the reason for it.
 
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Some men are so macho they'll get you pregnant just to kill a rabbit.
                -- Maureen Murphy
 
Linux Men Women:  407 of 582

Some men feel that the only thing they owe the woman who marries them
is a grudge.
                -- Helen Rowland
 
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Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry.
                -- Gloria Steinem
 
Linux Men Women:  409 of 582

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
                -- Sigmund Freud
 
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Sometimes, when I think of what that girl means to me, it's all I can do
to keep from telling her.
                -- Andy Capp
 
Linux Men Women:  411 of 582

Stanford women are responsible for the success of many Stanford men:
they give them "just one more reason" to stay in and study every night.
 
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Take my word for it, the silliest woman can manage a clever man, but it
needs a very clever woman to manage a fool.
                -- Kipling
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