Linux Men Women

Some men are all right in their place -- if they only the knew the right places!
                -- Mae West

Some men are so interested in their wives' continued happiness that they
hire detectives to find out the reason for it.

Some men are so macho they'll get you pregnant just to kill a rabbit.
                -- Maureen Murphy

Some men feel that the only thing they owe the woman who marries them
is a grudge.
                -- Helen Rowland

Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry.
                -- Gloria Steinem

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
                -- Sigmund Freud

Sometimes, when I think of what that girl means to me, it's all I can do
to keep from telling her.
                -- Andy Capp

Stanford women are responsible for the success of many Stanford men:
they give them "just one more reason" to stay in and study every night.

Take my word for it, the silliest woman can manage a clever man, but it
needs a very clever woman to manage a fool.
                -- Kipling

Tehee quod she, and clapte the wyndow to.
                -- Geoffrey Chaucer