Linux Men Women

Some men are so macho they'll get you pregnant just to kill a rabbit.
                -- Maureen Murphy

Some men feel that the only thing they owe the woman who marries them
is a grudge.
                -- Helen Rowland

Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry.
                -- Gloria Steinem

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
                -- Sigmund Freud

Sometimes, when I think of what that girl means to me, it's all I can do
to keep from telling her.
                -- Andy Capp

Stanford women are responsible for the success of many Stanford men:
they give them "just one more reason" to stay in and study every night.

Take my word for it, the silliest woman can manage a clever man, but it
needs a very clever woman to manage a fool.
                -- Kipling

Tehee quod she, and clapte the wyndow to.
                -- Geoffrey Chaucer

That woman speaks eight languages and can't say "no" in any of them.
                -- Dorothy Parker

The advantage of being celibate is that when one sees a pretty girl one
does not need to grieve over having an ugly one back home.
                -- Paul Leautaud, "Propos d'un jour"