Linux Men Women

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
                -- Sigmund Freud

Sometimes, when I think of what that girl means to me, it's all I can do
to keep from telling her.
                -- Andy Capp

Stanford women are responsible for the success of many Stanford men:
they give them "just one more reason" to stay in and study every night.

Take my word for it, the silliest woman can manage a clever man, but it
needs a very clever woman to manage a fool.
                -- Kipling

Tehee quod she, and clapte the wyndow to.
                -- Geoffrey Chaucer

That woman speaks eight languages and can't say "no" in any of them.
                -- Dorothy Parker

The advantage of being celibate is that when one sees a pretty girl one
does not need to grieve over having an ugly one back home.
                -- Paul Leautaud, "Propos d'un jour"

The anger of a woman is the greatest evil with which you can threaten your
enemies.
                -- Bonnard

The average girl would rather have beauty than brains because she knows
that the average man can see much better than he can think.
                -- Ladies' Home Journal

The average woman must inevitably view her actual husband with a certain
disdain; he is anything but her ideal.  In consequence, she cannot help
feeling that her children are cruelly handicapped by the fact that he is
their father.
                -- H.L. Mencken