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Fortune: 411 - 420 of 582 from Linux Men Women

Linux Men Women:  411 of 582

Stanford women are responsible for the success of many Stanford men:
they give them "just one more reason" to stay in and study every night.
 
Linux Men Women:  412 of 582

Take my word for it, the silliest woman can manage a clever man, but it
needs a very clever woman to manage a fool.
                -- Kipling
 
Linux Men Women:  413 of 582

Tehee quod she, and clapte the wyndow to.
                -- Geoffrey Chaucer
 
Linux Men Women:  414 of 582

That woman speaks eight languages and can't say "no" in any of them.
                -- Dorothy Parker
 
Linux Men Women:  415 of 582

The advantage of being celibate is that when one sees a pretty girl one
does not need to grieve over having an ugly one back home.
                -- Paul Leautaud, "Propos d'un jour"
 
Linux Men Women:  416 of 582

The anger of a woman is the greatest evil with which you can threaten your
enemies.
                -- Bonnard
 
Linux Men Women:  417 of 582

The average girl would rather have beauty than brains because she knows
that the average man can see much better than he can think.
                -- Ladies' Home Journal
 
Linux Men Women:  418 of 582

The average woman must inevitably view her actual husband with a certain
disdain; he is anything but her ideal.  In consequence, she cannot help
feeling that her children are cruelly handicapped by the fact that he is
their father.
                -- H.L. Mencken
 
Linux Men Women:  419 of 582

The best man for the job is often a woman.
 
Linux Men Women:  420 of 582

The best thing about being bald is, that, when unexpected company arrives,
all you have to do is straighten your tie.
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