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Linux Men Women

Fortune: 412 - 421 of 582 from Linux Men Women

Linux Men Women:  412 of 582

Take my word for it, the silliest woman can manage a clever man, but it
needs a very clever woman to manage a fool.
                -- Kipling
 
Linux Men Women:  413 of 582

Tehee quod she, and clapte the wyndow to.
                -- Geoffrey Chaucer
 
Linux Men Women:  414 of 582

That woman speaks eight languages and can't say "no" in any of them.
                -- Dorothy Parker
 
Linux Men Women:  415 of 582

The advantage of being celibate is that when one sees a pretty girl one
does not need to grieve over having an ugly one back home.
                -- Paul Leautaud, "Propos d'un jour"
 
Linux Men Women:  416 of 582

The anger of a woman is the greatest evil with which you can threaten your
enemies.
                -- Bonnard
 
Linux Men Women:  417 of 582

The average girl would rather have beauty than brains because she knows
that the average man can see much better than he can think.
                -- Ladies' Home Journal
 
Linux Men Women:  418 of 582

The average woman must inevitably view her actual husband with a certain
disdain; he is anything but her ideal.  In consequence, she cannot help
feeling that her children are cruelly handicapped by the fact that he is
their father.
                -- H.L. Mencken
 
Linux Men Women:  419 of 582

The best man for the job is often a woman.
 
Linux Men Women:  420 of 582

The best thing about being bald is, that, when unexpected company arrives,
all you have to do is straighten your tie.
 
Linux Men Women:  421 of 582

The big question is why in the course of evolution the males permitted
themselves to be so totally eclipsed by the females.  Why do they tolerate
this total subservience, this wretched existence as outcasts who are
hungry all the time?
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