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The average woman must inevitably view her actual husband with a certain
disdain; he is anything but her ideal.  In consequence, she cannot help
feeling that her children are cruelly handicapped by the fact that he is
their father.
                -- H.L. Mencken

The best man for the job is often a woman.

The best thing about being bald is, that, when unexpected company arrives,
all you have to do is straighten your tie.

The big question is why in the course of evolution the males permitted
themselves to be so totally eclipsed by the females.  Why do they tolerate
this total subservience, this wretched existence as outcasts who are
hungry all the time?

The chains of marriage are so heavy that it takes two to carry them, and
sometimes three.
                -- Alexandre Dumas

The days just prior to marriage are like a snappy introduction to a
tedious book.

        The defense attorney was hammering away at the plaintiff:
"You claim," he jeered, "that my client came at you with a broken bottle
in his hand.  But is it not true, that you had something in YOUR hand?"
        "Yes," the man admitted, "his wife. Very charming, of course,
but not much good in a fight."

The difference between legal separation and divorce is that legal
separation gives the man time to hide his money.

The duration of passion is proportionate with the original resistance
of the woman.
                -- Honor'^He DeBalzac

The eternal feminine draws us upward.
                -- Goethe