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Linux Men Women:  421 of 582

The big question is why in the course of evolution the males permitted
themselves to be so totally eclipsed by the females.  Why do they tolerate
this total subservience, this wretched existence as outcasts who are
hungry all the time?
 
Linux Men Women:  422 of 582

The chains of marriage are so heavy that it takes two to carry them, and
sometimes three.
                -- Alexandre Dumas
 
Linux Men Women:  423 of 582

The days just prior to marriage are like a snappy introduction to a
tedious book.
 
Linux Men Women:  424 of 582

        The defense attorney was hammering away at the plaintiff:
"You claim," he jeered, "that my client came at you with a broken bottle
in his hand.  But is it not true, that you had something in YOUR hand?"
        "Yes," the man admitted, "his wife. Very charming, of course,
but not much good in a fight."
 
Linux Men Women:  425 of 582

The difference between legal separation and divorce is that legal
separation gives the man time to hide his money.
 
Linux Men Women:  426 of 582

The duration of passion is proportionate with the original resistance
of the woman.
                -- Honor'^He DeBalzac
 
Linux Men Women:  427 of 582

The eternal feminine draws us upward.
                -- Goethe
 
Linux Men Women:  428 of 582

The first marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence,
and the second the triumph of hope over experience.
 
Linux Men Women:  429 of 582

The gentlemen looked one another over with microscopic carelessness.
 
Linux Men Women:  430 of 582

The girl who remembers her first kiss now has a daughter who can't even
remember her first husband.
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