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Linux Men Women:  441 of 582

The man who understands one woman is qualified to understand pretty well
everything.
                -- Yeats
 
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The mature bohemian is one whose woman works full time.
 
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The most common form of marriage proposal: "YOU'RE WHAT!?"
 
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The most dangerous food is wedding cake.
                -- American proverb
 
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The most difficult years of marriage are those following the wedding.
 
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The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union
of a deaf man to a blind woman.
                -- Samuel Taylor Coleridge
 
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The most important thing in a relationship between a man and a woman
is that one of them be good at taking orders.
                -- Linda Festa
 
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The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money.
                -- Joey Adams, "Cindy and I"
 
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The mother of the year should be a sterilized woman with two adopted children.
                -- Paul Ehrlich
 
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The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception a neccessity.
                -- Oscar Wilde
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