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The most common form of marriage proposal: "YOU'RE WHAT!?"

The most dangerous food is wedding cake.
                -- American proverb

The most difficult years of marriage are those following the wedding.

The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union
of a deaf man to a blind woman.
                -- Samuel Taylor Coleridge

The most important thing in a relationship between a man and a woman
is that one of them be good at taking orders.
                -- Linda Festa

The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money.
                -- Joey Adams, "Cindy and I"

The mother of the year should be a sterilized woman with two adopted children.
                -- Paul Ehrlich

The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception a neccessity.
                -- Oscar Wilde

The only real argument for marriage is that it remains the best method
for getting acquainted.
                -- Heywood Broun

The only really masterful noise a man makes in a house is the noise
of his key, when he is still on the landing, fumbling for the lock.
                -- Colette