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Linux Men Women:  461 of 582

The two things that can get you into trouble quicker than anything else
are fast women and slow horses.
 
Linux Men Women:  462 of 582

The way to fight a woman is with your hat.  Grab it and run.
 
Linux Men Women:  463 of 582

The woman you buy -- and she is the least expensive -- takes a great
deal of money.  The woman who gives herself takes all your time.
                -- Balzac
 
Linux Men Women:  464 of 582

There are a few things that never go out of style, and a feminine woman
is one of them.
                -- Ralston
 
Linux Men Women:  465 of 582

There are four stages to a marriage.  First there's the affair, then there's
the marriage, then children and finally the fourth stage, without which you
cannot know a woman, the divorce.
                -- Norman Mailer
 
Linux Men Women:  466 of 582

There are three things I have always loved and never understood --
art, music, and women.
 
Linux Men Women:  467 of 582

There are three things men can do with women: love them, suffer for them,
or turn them into literature.
                -- Stephen Stills
 
Linux Men Women:  468 of 582

There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman -- before
marriage and after marriage.
 
Linux Men Women:  469 of 582

There goes the good time that was had by all.
                -- Bette Davis, remarking on a passing starlet
 
Linux Men Women:  470 of 582

There is a vast difference between the savage and civilized man, but it
is never apparent to their wives until after breakfast.
                -- Helen Rowland
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