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Linux Men Women:  471 of 582

There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools
to attain, nor any power so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it.
So it is written in the genetic cards -- only physics and war hold him in
check.  And also the wife who wants him home by five, of course.
                -- Encyclopadia Apocryphia, 1990 ed.
 
Linux Men Women:  472 of 582

There is no such thing as an ugly woman -- there are only the ones who do
not know how to make themselves attractive.
                -- Christian Dior
 
Linux Men Women:  473 of 582

There is not much to choose between a woman who deceives us for another,
and a woman who deceives another for ourselves.
                -- Augier
 
Linux Men Women:  474 of 582

There is only one way to console a widow.  But remember the risk.
                -- Robert Heinlein
 
Linux Men Women:  475 of 582

There's nothing like a girl with a plunging neckline to keep a man on his toes.
 
Linux Men Women:  476 of 582

There's nothing like a good dose of another woman to make a man appreciate
his wife.
                -- Clare Booth Luce
 
Linux Men Women:  477 of 582

There's nothing like good food, good wine, and a bad girl.
 
Linux Men Women:  478 of 582

There's one consolation about matrimony.  When you look around you can
always see somebody who did worse.
                -- Warren H. Goldsmith
 
Linux Men Women:  479 of 582

There's one fool at least in every married couple.
 
Linux Men Women:  480 of 582

There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn
what it is I'll get married again.
                -- Clint Eastwood
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