Linux Men Women

There is not much to choose between a woman who deceives us for another,
and a woman who deceives another for ourselves.
                -- Augier

There is only one way to console a widow.  But remember the risk.
                -- Robert Heinlein

There's nothing like a girl with a plunging neckline to keep a man on his toes.

There's nothing like a good dose of another woman to make a man appreciate
his wife.
                -- Clare Booth Luce

There's nothing like good food, good wine, and a bad girl.

There's one consolation about matrimony.  When you look around you can
always see somebody who did worse.
                -- Warren H. Goldsmith

There's one fool at least in every married couple.

There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn
what it is I'll get married again.
                -- Clint Eastwood

There's too much beauty upon this earth for lonely men to bear.
                -- Richard Le Gallienne

This guy runs into his house and yells to his wife, "Kathy, pack up your
bags!  I just won the California lottery!"
        "Honey!", Kathy exclaims, "Shall I pack for warm weather or cold?"
        "I don't care," responds the husband. "just so long as you're out
of the house by dinner!"