Linux Men Women

There's nothing like a girl with a plunging neckline to keep a man on his toes.

There's nothing like a good dose of another woman to make a man appreciate
his wife.
                -- Clare Booth Luce

There's nothing like good food, good wine, and a bad girl.

There's one consolation about matrimony.  When you look around you can
always see somebody who did worse.
                -- Warren H. Goldsmith

There's one fool at least in every married couple.

There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn
what it is I'll get married again.
                -- Clint Eastwood

There's too much beauty upon this earth for lonely men to bear.
                -- Richard Le Gallienne

This guy runs into his house and yells to his wife, "Kathy, pack up your
bags!  I just won the California lottery!"
        "Honey!", Kathy exclaims, "Shall I pack for warm weather or cold?"
        "I don't care," responds the husband. "just so long as you're out
of the house by dinner!"

'Tis more blessed to give than receive; for example, wedding presents.
                -- H.L. Mencken

To be beautiful is enough! if a woman can do that well who should demand
more from her?  You don't want a rose to sing.
                -- Thackeray