Linux Men Women

A man without a woman is like a statue without pigeons.

A man wrapped up in himself makes a very small package.

A man's gotta know his limitations.
                -- Clint Eastwood, "Dirty Harry"

A modest woman, dressed out in all her finery, is the most tremendous object
in the whole creation.
                -- Goldsmith

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman
makes a fool of him in twenty minutes.
                -- Frost

A pedestal is as much a prison as any small, confined space.
                -- Gloria Steinem

A pretty woman can do anything; an ugly woman must do everything.

A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions
your wife asks you for nothing.
                -- Joey Adams

        A pushy romeo asked a gorgeous elevator operator, "Don't all these
stops and starts get you pretty worn out?"  "It isn't the stops and starts
that get on my nerves, it's the jerks."

A real gentleman never takes bases unless he really has to.
                -- Overheard in an algebra lecture.