Linux Men Women

When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands.
                -- H.L. Mencken, "Sententiae"

When women love us, they forgive us everything, even our crimes; when they do
not love us, they give us credit for nothing, not even our virtues.
                -- Honor'^He de Balzac

When you're bored with yourself, marry, and be bored with someone else.
                -- David Pryce-Jones

When you're married to someone, they take you for granted ... when
you're living with someone it's fantastic ... they're so frightened
of losing you they've got to keep you satisfied all the time.
                -- Nell Dunn, "Poor Cow"

Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children
to spend their weekends with?
                -- Rita Rudner

Where's the man could ease a heart like a satin gown?
                -- Dorothy Parker, "The Satin Dress"

Why a man would want a wife is a big mystery to some people.  Why a man
would want *two* wives is a bigamystery.

Why isn't there some cheap and easy way to prove how much she means to me?

Why won't you let me kiss you goodnight?  Is it something I said?
                -- Tom Ryan

With the end of the football season, a star player for the college team
celebrated the relaxation of team curfew by attending a late-night campus
party.  Soon after arriving, he became captivated by a beautiful coed and
eased into a conversation with her by asking if she met many dates at
parties.
        "Oh, I have a three point eight, so I'm much more attracted to the
strong academic types than to the dumb party animals," she said.  "What's
your G.P.A.?"
        Grinning ear to ear, the jock boasted, "I get about twenty-five in
the city and forty on the highway."