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When you're bored with yourself, marry, and be bored with someone else.
                -- David Pryce-Jones
 
Linux Men Women:  532 of 582

When you're married to someone, they take you for granted ... when
you're living with someone it's fantastic ... they're so frightened
of losing you they've got to keep you satisfied all the time.
                -- Nell Dunn, "Poor Cow"
 
Linux Men Women:  533 of 582

Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children
to spend their weekends with?
                -- Rita Rudner
 
Linux Men Women:  534 of 582

Where's the man could ease a heart like a satin gown?
                -- Dorothy Parker, "The Satin Dress"
 
Linux Men Women:  535 of 582

Why a man would want a wife is a big mystery to some people.  Why a man
would want *two* wives is a bigamystery.
 
Linux Men Women:  536 of 582

Why isn't there some cheap and easy way to prove how much she means to me?
 
Linux Men Women:  537 of 582

Why won't you let me kiss you goodnight?  Is it something I said?
                -- Tom Ryan
 
Linux Men Women:  538 of 582

With the end of the football season, a star player for the college team
celebrated the relaxation of team curfew by attending a late-night campus
party.  Soon after arriving, he became captivated by a beautiful coed and
eased into a conversation with her by asking if she met many dates at
parties.
        "Oh, I have a three point eight, so I'm much more attracted to the
strong academic types than to the dumb party animals," she said.  "What's
your G.P.A.?"
        Grinning ear to ear, the jock boasted, "I get about twenty-five in
the city and forty on the highway."
 
Linux Men Women:  539 of 582

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
                -- Dumas
 
Linux Men Women:  540 of 582

Woman was God's second mistake.
                -- Nietzsche
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