Linux Men Women

Women, when they are not in love, have all the cold blood of an experienced
attorney.
                -- Honor'^He de Balzac

Women, when they have made a sheep of a man, always tell him that he is a
lion with a will of iron.
                -- Honor'^He de Balzac

        "You are *so* lovely."
        "Yes."
        "Yes!  And you take a compliment, too!  I like that in a goddess."

You are not permitted to kill a woman who has wronged you, but nothing
forbids you to reflect that she is growing older every minute.  You are
avenged fourteen hundred and forty times a day.
                -- Ambrose Bierce

You ask what a nice girl will do?  She won't give an inch, but she won't
say no.
                -- Marcus Valerius Martialis

You can have a dog as a friend.  You can have whiskey as a friend.  But
if you have a woman as a friend, you're going to wind up drunk and kissing
your dog.
                -- foolin' around

You can never trust a woman; she may be true to you.

You can't kiss a girl unexpectedly -- only sooner than she thought you would.

You have only to mumble a few words in church to get married and few words
in your sleep to get divorced.

You just know when a relationship is about to end.  My girlfriend called me
at work and asked me how you change a lightbulb in the bathroom.  "It's very
simple," I said. "You start by filling up the bathtub with water..."