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Linux Men Women:  81 of 582

AAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaccccccccckkkkkk!!!!!!!!!
You brute!  Knock before entering a ladies room!
 
Linux Men Women:  82 of 582

Ain't nothin' an old man can do for me but bring me a message from a young man.
                -- Moms Mabley
 
Linux Men Women:  83 of 582

Alimony is a system by which, when two people make a mistake, one of them
continues to pay for it.
                -- Peggy Joyce
 
Linux Men Women:  84 of 582

Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.
                -- Arthur Baer
 
Linux Men Women:  85 of 582

Alimony is the curse of the writing classes.
                -- Norman Mailer
 
Linux Men Women:  86 of 582

All heiresses are beautiful.
                -- John Dryden
 
Linux Men Women:  87 of 582

All husbands are alike, but they have different faces so you can tell
them apart.
 
Linux Men Women:  88 of 582

All most men really want in life is a wife, a house, two kids and a car,
a cat, no maybe a dog.  Ummm, scratch one of the kids and add a dog.
Definitely a dog.
 
Linux Men Women:  89 of 582

All the men on my staff can type.
                -- Bella Abzug
 
Linux Men Women:  90 of 582

All work and no pay makes a housewife.
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