| Linux Men Women: 360 of 582 |
Never tell. Not if you love your wife ... In fact, if your old lady walks
in on you, deny it. Yeah. Just flat out and she'll believe it: "I'm
tellin' ya. This chick came downstairs with a sign around her neck `Lay
On Top Of Me Or I'll Die'. I didn't know what I was gonna do..."
-- Lenny Bruce
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| Linux Men Women: 361 of 582 |
New Year's Eve is the time of year when a man most feels his age,
and his wife most often reminds him to act it.
-- Webster's Unafraid Dictionary
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| Linux Men Women: 362 of 582 |
No friendship is so cordial or so delicious as that of girl for girl;
no hatred so intense or immovable as that of woman for woman.
-- Landor
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| Linux Men Women: 363 of 582 |
No man can have a reasonable opinion of women until he has long lost
interest in hair restorers.
-- Austin O'Malley
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| Linux Men Women: 364 of 582 |
No modern woman with a grain of sense ever sends little notes to an
unmarried man -- not until she is married, anyway.
-- Arthur Binstead
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| Linux Men Women: 365 of 582 |
No one knows like a woman how to say things that are at once gentle and deep.
-- Hugo
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| Linux Men Women: 366 of 582 |
No self-made man ever did such a good job that some woman didn't
want to make some alterations.
-- Kim Hubbard
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| Linux Men Women: 367 of 582 |
No woman can call herself free until she can choose consciously whether
she will or will not be a mother.
-- Margaret H. Sanger
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| Linux Men Women: 368 of 582 |
No woman can endure a gambling husband, unless he is a steady winner.
-- Lord Thomas Dewar
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| Linux Men Women: 369 of 582 |
No woman ever falls in love with a man unless she has a better opinion of
him than he deserves.
-- Edgar Watson Howe
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