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Today you'll start getting heavy metal radio on your dentures.
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Today's thrilling story has been brought to you by Mushies, the great new
cereal that gets soggy even without milk or cream. Join us soon for more
spectacular adventure starring... Tippy, the Wonder Dog!
-- Bob & Ray
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"Today, of course, it is considered very poor taste to use the F-word
except in major motion pictures."
-- Dave Barry, "$#$%#^%!^%&@%@!"
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Traveling through hyperspace isn't like dusting crops, boy.
-- Han Solo
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Trifles make perfection, and perfection is no trifle.
-- Michelangelo
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"Truth is stranger than fiction, because fiction has to make sense."
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TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
-- Frank Lloyd Wright
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Unprovided with original learning, unformed in the habits of thinking,
unskilled in the arts of composition, I resolved to write a book.
-- Edward Gibbon
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Use an accordion. Go to jail.
-- KFOG, San Francisco
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Use what talents you possess: the woods would be very silent if no birds
sang there except those that sang best.
-- Henry Van Dyke
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