Linux Men Women

He who is intoxicated with wine will be sober again in the course of the
night, but he who is intoxicated by the cupbearer will not recover his
senses until the day of judgement.
                -- Saadi

Hey, Jim, it's me, Susie Lillis from the laundromat.  You said you were
gonna call and it's been two weeks.  What's wrong, you lose my number?

High heels are a device invented by a woman who was tired of being kissed
on the forehead.

Him:    "Your skin is so soft.  Are you a model?"
Her:    "No,"  [blush]  "I'm a cosmetologist."
Him:    "Really? That's incredible... It must be very tough to handle
        weightlessness."
                -- "The Jerk"

His designs were strictly honourable, as the phrase is: that is, to rob
a lady of her fortune by way of marriage.
                -- Henry Fielding, "Tom Jones"

"Home, Sweet Home" must surely have been written by a bachelor.
                -- Samuel Butler

Horace's best ode would not please a young woman as much as the mediocre
verses of the young man she is in love with.
                -- Moore

How much for your women?  I want to buy your daughter... how much for
the little girl?
                -- Jake Blues, "The Blues Brothers"

        "How would I know if I believe in love at first sight?" the sexy
social climber said to her roommate.  "I mean, I've never seen a Porsche
full of money before."

I am very fond of the company of ladies.  I like their beauty,
I like their delicacy, I like their vivacity, and I like their silence.
                -- Samuel Johnson