Linux Men Women

To find out a girl's faults, praise her to her girl friends.
                -- Benjamin Franklin

To many, total abstinence is easier than perfect moderation.
                -- St. Augustine

To our sweethearts and wives.  May they never meet.
                -- 19th century toast

Today when a man gets married he gets a home, a housekeeper, a cook, a cheering
squad and another paycheck.  When a woman marries, she gets a boarder.

Too much of a good thing is WONDERFUL.
                -- Mae West

Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your
own name.
                -- Joan Rivers

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin; but twenty years of
marriage make her something like a public building.
                -- Oscar Wilde

Two sure ways to tell a REALLY sexy man; the first is, he has a bad memory.
I forget the second.

Until Eve arrived, this was a man's world.
                -- Richard Armour

Valerie: Aww, Tom, you're going maudlin on me ...
Tom:     I reserve the right to wax maudlin as I wane eloquent ...
                -- Tom Chapin