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Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Friday June 22, 2012


There once was a fellow named Howard, Whose tool it...
There once was a fellow named Howard, Whose tool it was nuclear-powered, While grabbing some ass, He reached critical mass, But think of the girl he deflowered!

The difference between us is not very far, cruising for burgers...
The difference between us is not very far, cruising for burgers in daddy's new car.

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