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Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Friday August 31, 2012


There once was a young man from Yuma, Who told an elephant joke...
There once was a young man from Yuma, Who told an elephant joke to a puma. Now his dry bleached bones lie, Under hot Asian skies, 'Cause the puma had no sense of huma.

You will wish you hadn't.
You will wish you hadn't.

You'll be sorry...
You'll be sorry...

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