Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Thursday October 10, 2013

From the bathing machine came a din As of jollification...
From the bathing machine came a din As of jollification within; It was heard far and wide, And the incoming tide Had a definite flavour of gin. -- Edward Gorey

To his bride a young bridegroom said, "Pish! Your cunt...
To his bride a young bridegroom said, "Pish! Your cunt is as big as a dish!" She replied, "Why, you fool, With your limp little tool It's like driving a nail with a fish!"