Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Monday November 11, 2013
A wanton young lady from Wimley
Reproached for not acting quite...A wanton young lady from Wimley
Reproached for not acting quite primly
Said, "Heavens above!
I know sex isn't love,
But it's such an entrancing facsimile." There once was a dentist named Stone
Who saw all his patients...There once was a dentist named Stone
Who saw all his patients alone.
In a fit of depravity
He filled the wrong cavity,
And my, how his practice has grown! There once was a sailor named Gasted,
A swell guy, as long...There once was a sailor named Gasted,
A swell guy, as long as he lasted,
He could jerk himself off
In a basket, aloft,
Or a breeches-buoy swung from the masthead. There was a young man from New Haven
Who had an affair with...There was a young man from New Haven
Who had an affair with a raven.
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin,
"Nevermore!" When Yahweh your gods has settled you in the land you're about...When Yahweh your gods has settled you in the land you're about to occupy, and
driven out many infidels before you...you're to cut them down and exterminate
them. You're to make no compromise with them or show them any mercy.
[Deut. 7:1 (KJV)]
Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Monday November 11, 2013
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