Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Thursday November 20, 2014

There was a young fellow from Leeds Who swallowed a package...
There was a young fellow from Leeds Who swallowed a package of seeds. Great tufts of grass Sprouted out of his ass And his balls were all covered with weeds.

Q: Why did Menachem Begin invade Lebanon? A:...
Q: Why did Menachem Begin invade Lebanon? A: To impress Jodie Foster.

The Commandments of the EE: (5) Take care that thou useth...
The Commandments of the EE: (5) Take care that thou useth the proper method when thou takest the measures of high-voltage circuits too, that thou dost not incinerate both thee and thy test meter, for verily, though thou has...