Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Wednesday November 19, 2014

There was a young girl who begat Three babies named Nat,...
There was a young girl who begat Three babies named Nat, Pat and Tat. T'was fun in the breeding But hell in the feeding When she found there's no tit for Tat.

THE LESSER-KNOWN PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES #14 -- VALGOL ...
THE LESSER-KNOWN PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES #14 -- VALGOL VALGOL is enjoying a dramatic surge of popularity across the industry. VALGOL commands include REALLY, LIKE, WELL, and Y*KNOW. Variables are assigned with the =LIKE and =TOTALLY operators...

It's illegal in Wilbur, Washington, to ride an ugly horse.
It's illegal in Wilbur, Washington, to ride an ugly horse.