Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Friday November 28, 2014

There was a young lady of Gaza Who shaved her cunt bare with...
There was a young lady of Gaza Who shaved her cunt bare with a razor. The crabs, in a lump, Made tracks to her rump - This passing parade did amaze her.

Real programmers do not eat breakfast from the vending machines.
Real programmers do not eat breakfast from the vending machines.

Real programmers do not utter profanities at...
Real programmers do not utter profanities at an elevated decible level.

Real programmers don't advertise their hangovers.
Real programmers don't advertise their hangovers.

Real programmers drink too much coffee so that they will always...
Real programmers drink too much coffee so that they will always seem tense and overworked.

Real programmers know it's not operations' fault if their jobs...
Real programmers know it's not operations' fault if their jobs go into "hogs".