Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Friday March 20, 2015

Your true value depends entirely on what you are compared with.
Your true value depends entirely on what you are compared with.

There once was a horse named Lily Whose dingus was really...
There once was a horse named Lily Whose dingus was really a dilly. It was vaginoid duply, And labial quadruply -- In fact, he was really a filly.

There once was a man named McSweeny Who spilled some raw gin...
There once was a man named McSweeny Who spilled some raw gin on his weeny. Just to be couth, He added vermouth, And slipped his girlfriend a martini.