| Freebsd Fortunes: 3553 of 3566 |
Your true value depends entirely on what you are compared with.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 3554 of 3566 |
You're at the end of the road again.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 3555 of 3566 |
You're being followed. Cut out the hanky-panky for a few days.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 3556 of 3566 |
You're never too old to become younger.
-- Mae West
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 3557 of 3566 |
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
-- Dean Martin
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 3558 of 3566 |
You're not my type. For that matter, you're not even my species!!!
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 3559 of 3566 |
You've been leading a dog's life. Stay off the furniture.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 3560 of 3566 |
"You've got to have a gimmick if your band sucks."
-- Gary Giddens
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 3561 of 3566 |
"You've got to think about tomorrow!"
"TOMORROW! I haven't even prepared for *yesterday* yet!"
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 3562 of 3566 |
"Yow! Am I having fun yet?"
-- Zippy the Pinhead
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