Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Wednesday November 2, 2016

A geneticist living in Delft Scientifically played with...
A geneticist living in Delft Scientifically played with himself, And when he was done He labled it: son, And filed him away on a shelf. A gentleman, otherwise meek, Detested with passion the leek; When offered one out...

A nasty old drunk in Carmel Thinks it funny to piss in...
A nasty old drunk in Carmel Thinks it funny to piss in the well. He says, "Some don't favor That unusual flavor, But I don't drink the stuff -- what the hell!"

There once was a girl from Cornell Whose teats were shaped like...
There once was a girl from Cornell Whose teats were shaped like a bell. When you touched them they shrunk, Except when she was drunk, And then they got bigger than hell.

There once was a newspaper vendor, A person of dubious gender...
There once was a newspaper vendor, A person of dubious gender. He would charge one-and-two For permission to view His remarkable double pudenda.

While Titian was mixing rose madder, His model reclined on...
While Titian was mixing rose madder, His model reclined on a ladder. Her position to Titian Suggested coition, So he leapt up the ladder and had 'er.