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Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Tuesday November 29, 2016


A habit obscene and unsavory, Holds a CS professor in slavery...
A habit obscene and unsavory, Holds a CS professor in slavery. With maniacal howls, He deflowers young owls, That he keeps in an underground aviary.

"Every morning, I get up and look through the 'Forbes'...
"Every morning, I get up and look through the 'Forbes' list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work" -- Robert Orben

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