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Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Wednesday August 31, 2016


A space shuttle pilot named Ventry, Made love to a lovely girl...
A space shuttle pilot named Ventry, Made love to a lovely girl sentry. She started to pout, Because it fell out, But the mission was saved by re-entry.

There once was a newspaper vendor, A person of dubious gender...
There once was a newspaper vendor, A person of dubious gender. He would charge one-and-two For permission to view His remarkable double pudenda.

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