Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Monday August 8, 2016
There once was a man from Racine,
Who invented a screwing...There once was a man from Racine,
Who invented a screwing machine.
Both concave and convex,
It could please either sex,
But, oh, what a bastard to clean! Be valiant, but not too venturous.
Let thy attire be comely,...Be valiant, but not too venturous.
Let thy attire be comely, but not costly.
-- John Lyly
Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Monday August 8, 2016
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